Ra.One has been receiving a very high negative response over internet these days. The negative responses are converted into sms and mails. Ra.one jokes are being circulated on social networking and mobiles through texts with huge enthusiasm. Some of the famous ones among them are given below.
SRK and his son Aryan gone 4 movie Ra.one first day first show…After half and hour..Aryan: papa ghar chalo na stargold pe Dabangg aanewali hai..:P
Anna Hazare will now protest again and will go in fast against RA ONE SCREENING……………STOP RA ONE SAVE INDIA
Breaking News!! The High Court has passed the judgement for Ajmal Kasab – “He will be shown RA-One, twice everyday” till death =D =D
Ticket seller: Boss, nobody is buying Ra.One’s tickets
Theatre owner: Give them for free. Once they enter, close the doors and sell EXIT tickets for 500!
Salman : Yaar RA ONE to Delly Belly se aagey nikal gayi
Aamir : Wo kaise
Salman : Itni galiya to Delly Belly mein bhi nahi gunji thi cinema hall ke andar
Best joke for the RA-one critics ………… starting week 170 crores collections
BREAKING NEWS!!!! From 2012 in Ram Lila Maidan , Delhi …….People will burn the idols of Ra One instead of Original ( Copyright ) Ravan…………to avoid the release of Ra Two………LOL…
Govt also declared 26th Oct as public holiday to celebrate the end of Ra1 promotions…!
Govt of India just announced Rs 50,000 relief to all those who watched RA1. Rs.25,000 for those who left atinterval.
Breaking News…! Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache Tablets Stock over after RA.ONE’s release
Salman to SRK after watchin…… Ra.One, “Mujh par ekehsaan karna, dubara aisi movie mat banana”
Rahul Gandhi to meet people affected after seeing Ra.One.
Even Ra.mu doesn’t wanna waste time by watchin Ra.one…!
Get RA.ONE under Lokpal bill…! Put people behind bars who made such movie.
All bachelors must see Ra.One to understand what PAIN means to married men.
Shahrukh Khan’s Reaction
Shah Rukh commented, “Some people have devoted their lives to writing about how Ra.one is not a good film. (Unhone apni zindagi samarpit kardi hai yeh likhne mein ke kaise Ra.one acchi film nahi hai). But I knew right from the beginning that this is not a film for everyone. Some will like it, some won’t. But I am glad, since people are discussing it, it pretty much shows how the film hasn’t been ignored. The worst thing is when people don’t even know if your film has come and gone. You should either like a film or not like it, you shouldn’t ignore it. If Ra.One is being talked about, it’s a good thing for us.”
On comparison of his film’s collections to other khans’ blockbuster hits, SRK maintained a diplomatic stand as he said, “Its unfair to compare two films as every star has a different sensibility, personality on the basis of which he selects a film. As far as collections are concerned, the figures are with trade analysts for all to see.”
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